Jake’s Bath

Jake’s in the bathtub and I hear him tell Jackson he farted. 

I’m in the other room, I don’t think anything of it.

I walk in to wash him up and he repeats what he did but I look behind him and notice something floating behind. 

Me: No, son, you didn’t. You pooped. Now get out.

Gotta do this all over again. Grrr.

How much longer until I can expect them to have stopped doing this shit? But shit happens throughout life. I could do this to them one day when I’m 90 and embarrass the shit out of him. Loving the puns here.

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