Got caught talking to Jake today in my Pee Wee Herman voice in the parking lot of daycare by another parent. Yeah, I’m weird but I’m okay with it. My kids like it.
When you share an Amazon photo account with your kids because it’s linked to their Amazon Fire tablets and your phone goes off indicating they took some pics. You look at the sweet views of the world through your child’s eyes and you get all emotional and happy. Then you come across a pic of yourself snapped from behind of your dumpy ass because your kid IS ass-height afterall and you want to drop what you’re doing and do sqwats. Good start to the morning. Fuck.